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BUBUGAGA.
[Verse: 1]
Pull up your pants
(Just Like Em')
Take out the trash
(Just Like Em')
You can dig cash like em'
Fast like em'
Girl you outta act like ya dig
(What I'm talkin' bout')
Security codes on everything
Vibrate so your phone don't ever ring
(Joint Account)
And another one he don't know about
[Hook]
Wish we could switch up the roles
And I could be that...
Tell you I love you
But when you call I never get back
Would you ask them questions like me?...
Like where you be at?
Cause I'm out 4 in the morning
On the corna roll'n
Do'n my own thing
Ohh
[Chorus]
What if I?
Had a thing on the side?
Made ya cry?
Would the rules change up?
Or would they still apply?
If I played you like a toy?
Sometimes I wish I could act like a boy
Can't be get'n mad!
What You Mad?
Can't Handle that!
Can't be get'n mad!
What you mad?
Can't handle that!
[Verse: 2]
Girl go head and be...
(Just Like Em')
Go run the streets
(Just Like Em')
Come home late say sleep like em'
Creep like em'
Front with ya friends
Act hard when you're with em' like em'
(What)
Keep a straight face when ya tell a lie
Always keep an anti-alibi
(Keep Him In The Dark)
What he don't know won't break his heart
[Hook]
Wish we could switch up the roles
And I could be that...
Tell you I love you
But when you call I never get back
Would you ask them questions like me?...
Like where you be at?
Cause I'm out 4 in the morning
On the corna roll'n
Do'n my own thing
Yeah
[Chorus]
What if I?
Had a thing on the side?
Made ya cry?
Would the rules change up?
Or would they still apply?
If I played you like a toy?
Sometimes I wish I could act like a boy
Can't be get'n mad!
What You Mad?
Can't Handle that!
Can't be get'n mad!
What you mad?
Can't handle that!
Can't be get'n mad!
What you mad?
Can't handle that!
Can't be get'n mad!
What you mad?
Can't handle that!
[Bridge]
If I was always gone
With the sun get'n home
(Would Ya Like That?)
Told you I was with my crew
When I knew it wasn't true
(Would Ya Like That?)
If I act like you
Walk A mile off in yo shoes
(Would Ya Like That?)
I'm mess'n with your head again
Dose of your own medicine
[Chorus]
What if I?
Had a thing on the side?
Made ya cry?
Would the rules change up?
Or would they still apply?
If I played you like a toy?
Sometimes I wish I could act like a boy
Can't be get'n mad!
What You Mad?
Can't Handle that!
Can't be get'n mad!
What you mad?
Can't handle that!
Can't be get'n mad!
What you mad?
Can't handle that!
Can't be get'n mad!
What you mad?
Can't handle that!
If I played you...
Would yo like that?
Had friends...
Would you like that?
Nother car?
Would you like that?
Hell naw
You wouldn't like that
No!
What if I made ya cry!
Would they still apply!
What if I...
If I played you like a toy
Sometimes I wish I could act like a boy!
BUBUGAGA.
BUBUGAGA.
BUBUGAGA.
BUBUGAGA.
Observing some personality test on some of the blogs...
I got curious and decided to check it out...
In the end I found it so funny till I just got to do this rebuttal...
Below are the questions and possible answers and my rebuttals
P.S: This is lame, I know that
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Get to know yourself better!
http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx
1 Imagine that you are walking along a path. What do you see around you?
A) Forest, so much forest that you can hardly see the sky.
B) A yellow corn field against a brilliant blue sky.
C) Softly sloping green hills, with a view of mountains in the distance.
REBUTTAL: You know, what does you being in a middle of a forest tell me about you? In the purely objective sense, it shows that you're a quiet person. While in the purely comical sense, it shows that you're LLMF (Lost like a M-Fkr). Why would you walk a path through a forest which if you're lost, will be unlikely to receive help because even helicopters won't be able to see you in the dense forest? A yellow corn field?? Not a very good way to reach your destination too isn't it? Not only you have to brush through a dense plant maze. You'll also suffer approximately 256 792 insect bites by the time to get from one end to another. Softly sloping green hills? With a view of mountains in the distance? Sounds like that you're in the middle of a golf course to me, which again, shows me that you're LLMF.
2 What do you see near your feet?
A) A mirror
B) A ring
C) A bottle
REBUTTAL: Firstly, besides option C. You probably won't find the rest on your feet. Now, lets say that the questions are connected. So when you're LLMF in a forest, which so happens to be very dark because you can "hardly see the sky", you can still somehow see a mirror or a ring near your feet? And somehow, seeing this thing will somehow shape your personality. Not only that, if you're walking through a corn field, knee deep full of mud, you can still somehow see all these???
3 Will you pick it up?
A) Yes
B) No
REBUTTAL: Are you that gay to pick up a mirror which has no use of any sorts when you're LLMF? Or a ring?
4 You walk along and find water. In what form is the water?
A) A Lake
B) A waterfall
C) A river
REBUTTAL: A lake or a river in the middle of a corn field is known as a "long gang", an open sewage for waste water to drain. And if you actually see a waterfall in the middle of a corn field, means its raining or there's someone urinating nearby.
5 You see a key in the water and you pick it up. What does it look like?
A) An ordinary house key
B) A beautiful antique key
C) a small silver locker key
REBUTTAL: You'll actually go swim in the river or the lake just to pick up a key? Or better yet, stand under the waterfall, just for some key? What does this really tell me about you? That you're a retard.
6 Next you stumble across a house. What type of house is it?
A) A spacious Hollywood mansion
B) A hut with a garden full of flowers
C) A beautiful old stone castle
REBUTTAL: A mansion...in the forest...or even better, a corn field...I can already smell the scent of insecticide in that mansion. If it's a hut with a "garden full of flowers", maybe that "garden" is simply the damned forest, after all, a forest is a "wild garden". This also can be said for a corn field.
7 What do you do next?
A) Look right into the window
B) Walk right on inside and explore
C) Walk away
REBUTTAL: If you selected "C" for the previous question and "A" for this question. This picture will explain everything...
And if you selected "B", you might want to realize that people lock their doors and you'll be labeled as a burglar. If you chose "C", you're back to seeing more corn
8 Suddenly, something jumps out at you. What is it?
A) A bear
B) A wizard
C) A spider
REBUTTAL: If you still don't see it yet, bears apparently do not live in corn fields, they are not known to be vegetarians. And how do you know that "wizard" is a wizard? If he's wearing a helpful sign in front of his chest that says "I'm a wizard", then the profession that he's most likely in is what we call a "retard" or a "dumbass". If he's wearing clothes with stars and moon patterns all over, he's more likely in his pajamas, and again, he's what we call a "gay". And if you chose "C", a spider...
Spider size: Around 2 CENTIMETERS
Human size: Around 1.7 METERS or 170 CENTIMETERS
We're effectively 100 times larger than them, so if that spider wants to jump on us...It's going to be a really high jump...which is equals to us jumping over a 25-storey building. And you know, if we can even miss seeing a lamp post in front of us, we'll definitely going to miss something which is a 100 times smaller than us.
9 Because you are so scared you run until you see a wall blocking the path in front of you. There is a door, but it's locked, so you look through the key hole. What do you see?
A) A beautiful house with a vast garden
B) A pond in the middle of the desert
C) A beach with waves crashing onto the sand
REBUTTAL: You know, isn't that "beautiful house" similar to that "Hollywood mansion". And not only that, "B" totally defies logic. You don't see corn in the desert, they have stringent natural anti-corn laws in the desert. And people do not grow corn in beaches.
1 Which situation would you prefer with your boyfriend?
A) That he pleases you
B) That you please him
REBUTTAL: Somehow, the quiz automatically assumes that I'm a female. And if they didn't, it means that it automatically assumes that I'm a gay. And they didn't really say what does "pleases" mean. Does it mean that you like the other guy to say "please" all the time? That he tries to fulfill your every wish or does it refer to the actions on the bed? I guess we'll never know.
4 What sort of job do you look forward to having in the future?
A) Something in management, or something where you're going to be "seen."
B) A role behind the scenes, or something supporting other people
REBUTTAL: Let me rephrase for you guys, to make it slightly clearer
A) A high-paying job
B) A border-line pay job
Now which one would you choose?
5 You and your boyfriend are having dinner in a restaurant. Where do you sit?
A) Beside him
B) Opposite him
REBUTTAL: When there's only two of you, why the f**k do you want to sit beside him? To get a better view of your food? Which brings me to wonder whether you prefer the curry fish head to looking at him...
BUBUGAGA.
Ok, to be totally lame...I'll just give a rebuttal to each and every one of these inventions.
Ok, to be somewhat lame...I'll just give another rebuttal to each and every one of these inventions.
Ok, to be somewhat a dick...I'll just give another rebuttal to the best I can.
Things That Make Life Harder
EGG HOLDER
Realy cute egg holder. Just don't forget yourself and take one of these spoons.
REBUTTAL: Heck, my teachers, elders, television, books and even the internet always tells me this. Never put your eggs in one basket
You see that? A BASKET. It costs less, has a steadier base and can carry more eggs and it still has a handle! If you just
want to hold one egg, why not just leave it on the table? Or put it on a tray for comsumption.
REBUTTAL2: Why the f*** do you want an egg holder? Just eat the egg and save the money.
REBUTTAL3: How the f**k do I use one of these spoons while its holding the egg?
CUP & COOKIES
Smart cup in which you can put 2-3 of your favourite cookies. You don't need extra plates. It's made for right handed and left handed.
REBUTTAL: Yeah, sounds great, but why the heck you want to store your cookies in a place EXPOSED TO AIR?? Won't it attract the ants or just simply cause the cookies to go soft? Don't tell me that you're going to eat it immediately, because what are you going to do with the crumbs? Dump it in your drink?
REBUTTAL2: Same thing, just eat the cookie since it is already taken out and stop wasting money.
REBUTTAL3: This cup is so "smart" until it trades the space for liquid for space of just two cookies...definitely smart...I think you need a bigger cup than that to quench your thirst.
ANIMAL CORN HOLDER
Like corn? But it's eatable only when it's hot. Get a little help holding on to your corn with these cute Animal Corn Holders. Choose from Pig, Dog, and Cow.
REBUTTAL: Nice try buddy, but hey, why not just get some kitchen paper to cover your hands? Beats sticking that little pig's butt up the HARD corn STALK in the middle?
Easier and more practical right fellas?
REBUTTAL2: You would waste lesser time washing your hands than sticking the butt up the corn. And ever thought about the space taken up by the butt???
REBUTTAL3: By the time you manage to poke through that cow's butt into the stalk, the corn would be cool enough for your hands
BANANA GUARD - Protect Your Banana!
Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Banana Guard allows you to safely transport and storage individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.
REBUTTAL: For dudes, if you can't even keep a detached banana that you can put anywhere from being "squashed and bruised", how you going to keep your own banana from getting major injury when you're only wearing a pitiful 3 mm of cloth between that soccer ball and your manhood? And worse yet, its positioned right in front of you! So perhaps you just want to be careful on where you're going to place that ripe and yellow banana in your bag? Instead of getting some curved spectacle cover just for ONE banana? Perhaps your NTUC plastic bag comes in handy now?
REBUTTAL2: Imagine carring the Banana Guard everywhere you go, would you get sick of it??? When you finish a banana you just THROW the skin away, but with the banana guard, you have to carry it with you ALL THE TIME. Other than that, would you rather spend meaningless time finding some space to fit this weird guard in your bag than to just HOLD IT ON YOUR (USELESS) HAND???
REBUTTAL3: Only fits one banana size...need I say anymore?
LOCK-CUP
Lock Cup - Anti-Theft Coffee Cup. Are you tired of others stealing your coffee cup? Well now there¡¯s a solution. The Lock - Cup has a hole which prevents most people from using it. Only the owner of the cup can use his/hers shaped key to close the hole.
REBUTTAL: An anti-theft coffee cup, need I really say more? That hole in that cup might be directly proportionate to that hole in your wallet buying this cup, you could be better off
buying more of those ordinary cup. And one more thing, what if you lose the key? Use your finger to stick up the hole?
REBUTTAL2: Try buying a cheaper cup, who wants to steal it and it also saves on money. Just f***ingly put it in a safer place where ppl wont take it.
REBUTTAL: Keep your coffee cup in your office drawer and lock it, dumbass.
PENGUIN TEA TIMER
Making tea, though easy to do, is also time consuming. Once you pour the hot water into the cup, you must patiently hover over it, waiting for the tea to steep. Well, the Penguin Tea Timer happily does the waiting for you.
Place your tea cup under the beak and set it to the desired time. As you turn the timer dial, the beak lowers the tea into the hot water. When time is up, a bell sounds and the penguin automatically lifts his beak, removing the tea bag from the water.
REBUTTAL: Yeah right...a penguin...You're getting a shorty penguin to help you dunk your tea bag? Hey dude, no offense but that penguin is shorter than 95% of our tea cups.
Perhaps you might want to ask that Transformer toy that your kid always had but you thought that it was gay to help you out now?
REBUTTAL2: Are you off on a holiday when you make tea??? Just make use of an alarm clock and the NEWEST INVENTION called your HAND. And by the way, train up your patience, dont be too rash.
REBUTTAL3: Why would you want to remove the tea leaves and you want TEA instead of WATER?
TRANSPARENT TOASTER
You love toast, but you always burn it? Than, this invention us for you.
This transparent toaster allows you to see the bread while it is toasting so you just have to take it out when the colour is right. This idea is based on a transparent heating glass technology.
REBUTTAL: Ok, let's be fair about this one, let's say that this actually works, alright? Then suddenly at 3.05 min after you put your bread into it, you see it turning black! Oh NO!! Take it out QUICK!! Problem is...how you do it?? Not only that, based on the picture, the bread sinks right into the toaster, apparently no springs or ejection system to get it out of there. Now, not only we know that our toast is burnt, but we have to bear the agony of actually WATCHING it get burnt...Thanks a lot, GLASS!
REBUTTAL2: Getting an oven might be better, afterall, it is MULTIPURPOSE.
REBUTTAL3: So slim, until you have to put one slice at a time..hey heard that oven has a glass pane too...
BUTTER CUTTER
One Click Butter Cutter controls your portion as an important part of staying healthy. This ingenious butter cutter delivers one standard pat with each click of the handle.
REBUTTAL: Guys, have you actually seen a butter knife? No? Never mind then, just look at the knife they give you at Macdonald's, that right, look at it...Notice that you can actually control, right down to the slightest bit of butter that you put on your bread rather than that butter slicer? And it can be used to cut through your food too...
REBUTTAL2: You would save much more time for getting healthier if you were to use a knive than squeezing butter into this thing.
REBUTTAL: A knife can work for any gel...not only butter. This thing becomes useless once we put in PEANUT BUTTER
GIANT REMOTE
Never lose your remote again!
With giant buttons, this extra-large remote is easy to use and impossible to lose. It¡¯s a 6-in-1 remote so you can use it to control your TV, VCR, DVD player, satellite, cable and auxiliary A/V device. It even features glow-in-the-dark buttons, so you can easily find the remote in the dark.
REBUTTAL: Hey dudes, I've got a better solution for lost remotes! And its way cheaper too! Want to hear it? It's called the TAPE. That's right. TAPE. Just tape your remote to the TV, I guarantee that you're never lose it again...
REBUTTAL2: Just always return the remote to where you got it. so??? a giant remote for lost remote, giant key for lost key, giant book for lost book, giant pen for lost pen, giant car for lost car, giant house for lost house, ..... dont be absurd, the world is NOT that big.
REBUTTAL3: Hey, if I can lose my PSP, I can definitely lose this...
DAYCLOCK
What day is today? You don't know? Then you need a DayClock. It¡¯s uniquely designed to keep track of weekly events like your golf day, card night, movie night, and so much more. It¡¯s ideal for vacations and cruises when it¡¯s easy to lose track of the day.
REBUTTAL: Does this really need explaining? I think the cruise assistant can tell you more than just the day of the week. He can tell you the time and date too. And best of all
he speaks in a polite manner too. Cost included in the package already! And wait a minute...doesn't that wristwatch that your baby neighbour has, shows you all these as well??
REBUTTAL2: A RECENT DISCOVERY features that humans have MEMORY.
REBUTTAL3: Dates are more important than days...
CRIME SCENE TOWEL
Chalk outline crime scene beach towel - be the coolest person on the beach!
REBUTTAL: Now, this is really totally stupid. Unless you buy an oversized towel of this design...no one is actually going to see the chalk outline....
REBUTTAL2: Do you really want to die sooooo much??? Stop wasting time and money.
REBUTTAL: We are more interested in bikinis rather than your beach towel
LASER SCISSORS
Laser ScissorsCutting a straight line has never been easier. Just aim the pin-point laser and follow the line. The scissor blades are stainless steel and cut very clean with a micro serrated edge.
REBUTTAL: This is not a solution, but a whole new problem folks. People can't cut a straight line because their hand just can't maintain a straight course. Not only that, notice that the laser is attached on the scissors and not the paper, so once your hand goes off course, so does the laser...Perhaps we should just stick with a pencil line on the paper instead?
REBUTTAL2: Global warming. Global warming. i bet the laser uses batteries, save up the batteries. a penknive and a rule should do fine. and remember, a penknive and a rule are DETACHED, they can be used for other purposes. this laser sissors are ATTACHED together, serving only one purpose. remember global warming
REBUTTAL3: If you can't cut a straight line, get someone else to do it, it's free
TOILET SEAT LIFTER
¡®Who left the Toilet Seat up?¡¯ The PeaceMaker will end the battle of the toilet seat. Merely step on the pedal to activate the lifting mechanism. When finished, remove your foot from the pedal and the seat gently comes to a rest where it started.
REBUTTAL: Get this straight, Toilet Seat Lifter. You don't make peace in our peeing time, you've just taken it away...Now thanks to you, we have to maintain pressure on one foot just to pee, now we totally cannot pee in peace. We rather use our hands to lift that rim up so that it won't come down until we make it so. Did I mention that you've just effectively limited our "target zone" too?
REBUTTAL2: Recent inventions festures your useless hand. Just use it and wash it.
REBUTTAL3: Learn to aim, Dick(I meant the person, what were you thinking?)
ILUMINATING CAR SLIPPERS
Do you get up at night to drink water, go to the toilet...Do you wish you could see in the dark? Remarkably bright LED lights are triggered by your footsteps and light up the floor 30 feet in front of you; ultra-soft plush style are extra comfortable and cozy warm.
REBUTTAL: Hey guys...I know that it's totally dark at night, but can you see that box on the wall? Yeah, that small one, just next to your door...that's right, feel it...very good...now feel for that switch, flick it on. That's right, you've just got light for the ENTIRE ROOM rather than a mere 30 feet. Did I also mention that how you going to find these slippers in the dark in the first place?
REBUTTAL2: The builders installed lights in our houses for a purpose. and in a city like singapore, the night is not totally dark, and actually a torch would be more usefull than this
REBUTTAL3: Your eyes can adjust in the night enough to prevent you from banging into the wall...if you really need light, just turn it on
'THE THING' - INFANT PILLOW
The Zaky is an ergonomic infant pillow designed by a mom to mimic the size, weight, touch, and feel of her hand and forearm to help her baby with comfort, support, protection, and development. The Zaky can help calm your baby and help your baby sleep better through the night.
REBUTTAL: This thing should be immediately banned from the market!! It's a hazard to infants!! If you still can't see it...what if that baby turns around? That dismembered hand is going to block the baby's air passages!! No joking here!!
REBUTTAL2: Come to think of it, just use a normal pillow, you cannot leave a baby unattended afterall, if not use a maid or a nanny.
REBUTTAL3: This is one irresponsible mother...
TRAVELER'S PHRASE BOOK T-SHIRT
If you are traveling a lot and don¡¯t always know the language of the country you are visiting, then this T-shirt is for you. It has a phrase book printed on it so just point a finger at the pictogram you need and then point it twice at the question mark, which means, ¡°Where is it?¡± and in no time you have found what you were looking for¡ or not.
REBUTTAL: If you know that you don't know how speak to the locals. Then stick with your tour guide! If you're in the city and you get lost and need to find your hotel, you better know how to pronounce it because pointing to that bed on your T-shirt might get you end up with a hooker... (
REBUTTAL2: A seasoned traveller would not need this shirt. start using yr brains
REBUTTAL3: Makes you look like a complete retard...get a paper and pen, write the pronounciation for the words instead...
MODERN LADDER
Realy cool modern ladder.
REBUTTAL: Hey dude in the picture, my old ladder is thicker, more stable and has full ladder rungs unlike yours which the company cuts material to save costs and just calls it "modern"
REBUTTAL2: Things are getting "modern" but more dangerous
REBUTTAL3: This ladder has a curved base, means not only you have to worry that the ladder topples backwards, but sideways too!
LATEST DESIGN WAITER/WAITRESS TRAYS
Anatomic tray, for waiters. No more dropping trays. We just don't know is it comfortable.
REBUTTAL: Correct me if I'm wrong guys, but I don't see how 5 fingers is more stable or comfortable than an entire palm. Not only that, you've effectively rendered the middle of the tray useless for placing food... And if you realize, how you get your 5 fingers in there in the first place? If you take the tray full of food off a table?
REBUTTAL2: A good waiter knows how not to drop trays.
REBUTTAL3: In fact, a waiter does not drop drays, unless he trips, which this tray can't prevent as well
WHEEL-MOVING BENCH
Whether you want to sit on the sun or in the shade, near the river or under the tree... now you have your movable bench, to sit wherever you like.
REBUTTAL: Since the objective of this bench is just to sit...why not just get a mat? which you can actually convenient to carry around. Since if you want to sit in a place with no benches, bringing your own will only make you look like a retard or others will want to take a sit too and call the cops when you're about to leave because you're "stealing" public property. Then, you'll have to deal with a bunch of policemen, all the while dragging that bench behind you...
REBUTTAL2: If this was public property, it would be gone in a few days, if it was private, are you dragging it everywhere you go??
REBUTTAL3: Get a bicycle...and a life too...
BUBUGAGA.
BUBUGAGA.
BUBUGAGA.
gerberman07
Not Real.
I went to school for this stuff.
You cant use 1.5V to power tv's which take over 3W just for sound and at least 50W to power this is fake and you must be a complete fool to think that this works.
BUBUGAGA.
BUBUGAGA.
BUBUGAGA.
GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF-EXAMINATION...
1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I
said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only suks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training to suck El
Dicko and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be hard strong, black, and full aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a man there,
too.
6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major
league, NFL, NHL, college ball, PGA and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold
his beer, or play with his honey in the passenger seat.
8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they Flame out too.
Men are like......
.....placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.
.....mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
.....bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.
.....government bonds
they take so long to mature.
.....copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.
.....lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.
.....bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
.....high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
.....curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.
.....mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.
.....handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...Go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not over reacting! = I've got my period
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
THE ANSWER TO A FEMALE SAYING "WHAT'S WRONG?".....
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such a pain in the butt
I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam
THE WOMEN'S GUIDE TO MEN'S ENGLISH
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
"I'm tired" = I'm tired
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you" = Let's have sex now
"I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look any different!
"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
"I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!!!
Surefire Ways To Know You're A Woman...
You are a Bitch.
When asked 'Is something bothering you?' reply 'no' then get pissed off when you are believed.
Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him, and immediately expect him to stop this behavior..
Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening.
Always hide very important events in very unimportant terms so you can have something to be pissed about when your boyfriend declines because he has pressing business, i.e. You say 'It's no big deal, but I was wondering if you would like to visit my parents with me if you are not busy this weekend.' when you mean 'It means a great deal to me for you to see my family with me this weekend whether or not it is possible!'
Whine
If you are trying to sleep, it's because you're exhausted from your almost superhuman level of daily achievement; if he is trying to sleep it's because he is lazy.
No matter what the activity, he doesn't do it as well as a past boyfriend.
If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you.
If he gives you space, he is ignoring you.
Complain
Hate any bar he likes
Demand to be treated as an equal in everything - except when paying for meals, airplane tickets, concerts, beers, clothes, etc. - these are required gifts proving his love.
Declare PMS at any given time. If he is knowledgeable about your cycle, tell him you're irregular from all the stress of your life.
Remember that ANY woman who so much as stares at your boyfriend must be labeled a WHORE and your network of friends must be informed immediately to spread this as quick as possible.
Make his life miserable by making him feel guilty about doing anything other than catering to your needs.
Break into tears for no apparent reason.
Ask for help in some endeavor then become livid when it is given.
Insinuate yourself into your boyfriend's group of friends, break up with him, then make sure you are present at every gathering for the next month just to rub it in.
The Word Fuck
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...
Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
Disgust "Fuck me."
Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
Despair "Fucked again..."
Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost "Where the fuck are we."
Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"
Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
Directions "Fuck off."
Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."
It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...
"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy
Stupid Questions
As far as stupid questions go, these are the stupidest...
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?
6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
11. What do people in China call their good plates?
12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
14. What do you call male ballerinas?
15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (LOL! test + eye see eii ell)
19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
BUBUGAGA.
Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back. It was a white substance with no food appeal so they added the yellow coloring and sold it to people to use in place of butter. How do you like it? They have come out with some clever new flavorings.
DO YOU KNOW.. the difference between margarine and butter?
Read on to the end...gets very interesting!
Both have the sa me amount of calories.
Butter is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams compared to 5 grams.
Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over eating the same amount of butter, according to a recent Harvard Medical Study.
Eating butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in other foods.
Butter has many nutritional benefits where margarine has a few
only because they are added!
Butter tastes much better than margarine and it can enhance the flavors of other foods.
Butter has been around for centuries where margarine has been around for less than 100 years .
And now, for Margarine...
Very high in trans fatty acids .
Triple risk of coronary heart disease .
Increases total cholesterol and LDL (this is the bad cholesterol) and lowers HDL cholesterol, (the good cholesterol)
Increases the risk of cancers up to five fold.
Lowers quality of breast milk.
Decreases immune response.
Decreases insulin response.
And here's the most disturbing fact.... HERE IS THE PAR T THAT IS VERY INTERESTING!
Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC..
This fact alone was enough to have me avoiding margarine for life and anything else that is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is added, changing the molecular structure of the substance).
You can try this yourself:
Purchase a tub of margarine and leave it in your garage or shaded area. Within a couple of days you will note a couple of things:
* no flies, not even those pesky fruit flies will go near it (that should tell you something)
* it does not rot or smell differently because it has no nutritional value ; nothing will grow on it. Even those teeny weeny microorganisms will not a find a home to grow. Why? Because it is nearly plastic . Would you melt your Tupperware and spread that on your toast?
Share This With Your Friends..... (If you want to "butter them up")!
Chinese Proverb:
"When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others.
So..., DO IT !
BUBUGAGA.
BUBUGAGA.
Beckie, Southampton, England, January 10, 2005 - lunchtime, info@ghostvillage.com
My partner was off of work ill and being that it was just after Christmas I decided to tidy my son's room while he was at school and get rid of a few broken toys. I put all his actionman stuff into a big box as it was spread about. I put the box away then found I missed one figure so instead of getting the box back out, I put the figure on a bookshelf. I must of turned on the action man which is a room guard that has a motion detector in it (when somebody comes into the room it tells them to get out).
My partner was on our computer in our bedroom and I went to see what he was doing when we heard the actionman react to movement in my son's room. The first few times we ignored it, then we both looked around the door every time it went off. We saw nothing, but we both knew that maybe something was going on. We both had strange experiences before and we thought our flat was pretty spirit-free compared to my parent's house where we used to live, but in the last few months we have heard noises, bangs, and footsteps. Down the hallway, my son once said he saw a tall man in his room. When I woke to hear my son crying one night, I thought I also heard voices, but I put them off as someone outside so I didn't get freaked out. I've seen things in my peripheral vision moving. and see things in the hallway near to the entrance to my son's room (we live in a flat). I've seen a tall man with no shirt on, small scurrying things, a shape like a crawling baby, and, although I don't feel scared or threatened, I suppose it's just a bit freaky.
Back to the actionman-thing. The following day my partner returned to work and I remembered what happened the previous day so I stood actionman up and turned him on armed with a digital camera. As he began to shout, "Hey you, get out!" I took a picture and got a surprise. A strange-looking face traveling just along the floor. I was pretty freaked out and phoned my partner. After I got off the phone, actionman fell off the table that he was standing on and I heard another noise that I could not locate -- I later discovered one of my perfume bottles had been knocked over in my bathroom. I want to do it again, but feel that the thing is not happy about being photographed. I'm nervous -- I might wait until my partner is home for the day!
BUBUGAGA.
BUBUGAGA.
Haunted Staples Receipt?
Chuck Ladouceur, Woonsocket, Rhode Island, September 26, 2007
Note from the editor: Ghostvillage.com receives a lot of unusual emails, images, audio, and video from people around the world. Recently, Chuck Ladouceur sent us an image that is vastly different than anything we've published before. We've all heard of cases of the face of Jesus turning up in toast, tortillas, or even fogged windows, but Mr. Ladouceur makes no claim that the faces that turned up on his Staples receipt was anyone he knows (or knew). As with all images and accounts on Ghostvillage.com, this is submitted as part of the discussion, not proof of anything.
Chuck Ladouceur wrote: This is a receipt from Staples. I found it while I was doing some bookkeeping. I don't know who it is or have any idea, I just thought it was pretty interesting to see a face (actually several) on the receipt like that. It might be nothing (like a rabbit shape in the clouds) or it might be real, who knows.
Mural Orb
Dale McGrinn, Palm Beach County, Florida, May 28, 2003, McGrinnstudio@hotmail.com
I'm an artist here in Palm Beach County, Florida and I just finished a mural at a client's home. When I uploaded the images to my computer there was a strange bright spot next to the sink. This is not part of the mural, fixture or flash!
I had a friend who is a high-end photographer examine the frames. He said it wasn't flash play because the orb appears to have a kind of mass to it. On closer examination one can even see a shadow on the floor. I have an enlargement on my site www.mcgrinnstudio.com. One of the painters working with me on this job said he had unrolled a drop cloth upstairs and came downstairs to get his brushes, when he returned upstairs the drop cloth was rolled back up! and he felt chilled to the bone. Spooky stuff... wouldn't you say!
Family Spirits at a Birthday Party
Amanda Ahulau, Princeton, Illinois, May 23, 2001, dasillibunni69@aol.com
I have had this picture for a few years now but I have not really shared it with any one. I do believe this is the best picture I have ever taken. I need some feedback on what to do with it.
It was about two years ago my husband and I were driving big rigs here on the mainland U.S., but we were living in Hawaii at the time. We were going home for a vacation for a month or two and we were staying with a friend until our travel dates arrived. In those couple of days her 18 year-old daughter was celebrating a birthday and I had snapped a few of these pictures. I do have others on that day but this is the only one that came out like this. I didn't developed these until I got back home in Hawaii and I took my time getting them developed over there. But when I did, and I saw what I caught -- I had to tell my friend back in the mainland.
It was about four months when we finally got back to her house and I showed the picture to her -- she was really freaked out. She started to cry and she told me about her husband that had killed himself almost seven years back -- he had lupus and was in a great deal of pain. She or her kids have never really healed yet, but when I showed her the picture, she said that she always feels him and her grandma who she believes is watching over her. I made doubles when I had the pictures developed so I could give them to her. She and I are the only ones to ever see these pictures. Please tell me what you think. If you look even not so hard you can make out two sprits over them.
Lights in the Woods
Rachel E., Mechanicsville, Virginia, July 2000
My family and I moved into a rental house in Mechanicsville, Virginia when I was 15. The house had just been built by our landlord and we were the first occupy it. But my experience, however, happened in our backyard.
Our backyard was basically just woods and it had a trail that the neighborhood kids would cut through before our house was built and they still used it from time to time. It was around 1 AM and my friend Allie and I were outside on the deck getting ready to light some left over sparklers from the 4th of July when we both looked up into the woods and saw two red eyes staring right at us. From where we stood, about 30 feet away, the eyes were about six feet off the ground and they moved down the trail toward my house. As they moved we heard the crushing sound of dirt beneath it and the eyes moving in synch with the sound of the footsteps. There was nothing else to see but these lights moving in the darkness. After about 10 seconds we ran inside just as my sister was coming out to join us and we nearly knocked her over. We told her what we saw and she didn't even want to look outside to see if it was still there.
We tried to make sense of it, of course. The red light from these "eyes" looked like the little red light that laser pointers produce. And at that time, almost every boy in my high school had one to annoy people with. But in order for that red light to be seen, it has to bounce off of something, like a blackboard. There was nothing in the woods that night but bushes and trees and these lights were moving. And since we wanted complete darkness for our sparklers we didn't have any lights on inside or outside the house. We even turned the TV off before going outside. So it couldn't have been a reflection. These lights had nothing behind them, under them, or in front of them. These lights, moving and all, were just two lights in thin air.
Two nights later, my sister was in the upstairs bathroom and came running out to tell me she saw something out the window in the backyard. She told me she saw a bright, white light, about the size of a quarter, moving horizontally across the yard in the woods. It wasn't on the trail, but moving across our property from left to right. She said it disappeared when it reached the end of our property.
I finally decided to go into woods the next day to see if I could find any evidence. Because if something was walking out there the night before it should have flattened the bushes or something like that. But nothing was there. We never saw anything else after that. I believe all three of us saw the same spirit.
Spiritography
Article and Photographs By Jim DeCaro
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It has been almost two years since I photographed my first unexplained apparition. During that time I have spent countless hours seeking to reproduce the elusive formula that induces apparitional images on film. Although I am satisfied with the results of my endeavors having captured several hundred unexplainable spirit images, I have come to realize it is not an exact science and the formula continues to remain elusive.
What is Spirit Photography?
Simply stated, spirit photography is the capturing of unexplained natural or supernatural images using a camera and film. What takes place between photographer and subject is a form of electronic spirit communication. The link between electro-magnetic energies and machines is becoming clearer to those who look to communicate with energies identified as spirits. There really is no scientific explanation as to what it is I'm communicating with, nor do I attempt to make one. I have heard several possible explanations of why these images appear on film and at the same time are not visible to the naked eye. I prefer not to lose myself in the "scientific" exploration of why; instead I choose to explore the "spiritual" aspect of why.
History of Spirit Photography
In 1839, the first publicly available camera, or "Daguerreotype," was introduced to the world. This cutting-edge invention could actually capture what the eye saw and reproduce it on a plate. The new invention was an instant success, and people around the world were scrambling to get one.
Spirit photography got its start about two decades later when in 1861 Boston-based photographer William H. Mumler took a picture of himself and "discovered" a ghost had appeared in the photo with him. Mumler began charging his customers for a séance/photography session and was making quite a bit of money in doing so. He was later exposed in the courts in 1872 as being a fake. Early cameras required the subject to sit motionless for periods of 60 seconds or more while the camera shutter remained open. During this time, the photographer's assistant, dressed in a flowing robe or cloak, could sneak into the scene behind the subject for ten or 20 seconds and then leave. When the picture was developed, a semi-transparent apparition would appear.
Other effects used by Mumler were simple double exposures--where two pictures are taken over the same piece of film--as well as other basic darkroom tactics. Mumler was a fake, but he did bring the subject of spirit photography into the limelight in the late 19th century. Spirit photography became almost a fad by the 1890s--some photographers were charlatans like Mumler, but others were capturing unexplained images simply for the sake of research--true ghost hunters.
Over the last century the equipment and technology has improved greatly. And just like 100 years ago, photos can still be faked--which is why it is crucial to follow a scientific method when performing spirit photography.
My Beginnings in Spirit Photography
I have had several supernatural experiences in my life that gave me the creeps. I saw my first ghost when I was around 17 years old and the experience really freaked me out--there was a man's face floating in the corner of the ceiling. The entity was twice as large as a normal face and glowing white, almost phosphorous. I had a few other experiences, such as hearing the occasional voice from nowhere, but there were no other visual sightings until I started taking photos for purposes of spirit contact.
In the spring of 1999, my friend Jeffrey Wands, who is an extremely talented psychic and the host of the "Higher Minds" radio show on WLIR, was insistent that I take my camera to a cemetery and begin taking photographs. Being the classic procrastinator that I am, it wasn't until June of that year that I took a late-night venture to a local graveyard. Camera in hand, I drove about ten miles to a local cemetery that was reported to be haunted. Total time on site was about 15 minutes--longer than I expected, since there is an ordinance throughout Connecticut prohibiting entrance into cemeteries after dark.
I took about two dozen pictures with my digital camera and drove home to view them on the television (digital cameras are great for that). I was not really expecting to see anything other than some headstones, but as I began to scroll through the pictures, I made a discovery. Around the ninth or tenth picture, I saw a glowing, circular, three-dimensional object positioned about two or three feet above the headstones. My heart jumped a little as I realized what this could be. I was now racing through the remaining pictures to see if there might be others.
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After scrolling through the remaining pictures, I realized there were several that required closer examination. The two dozen or so photographs had produced several of these unusual objects. I quickly downloaded the digital images to my computer in order to examine them on my 21-inch high-resolution monitor. Not knowing what to look for, I was now examining every picture for anything that seemed out of place. At least five or six of the pictures contained more glowing objects. My first expedition produced results far greater than my furthest expectations. Although I couldn't actually determine what the glowing images in my photos were, they were definitely there.
I gathered together the pictures with the objects and e-mailed them to Jeffrey Wands. Even though this is a man who sees and talks to spirits every day, I had no doubt he would be as excited as I was to see the images.
After Jeffrey had gone through the photographs, I sat through the "I told you so" speech. He was able to quickly discern what the images were in the photographs and identified the objects as spirits. More than that, they were the spirits of several children, and they were playing when I took the picture. Having known Jeffrey for several years, I know he is a truly gifted psychic--I had no doubt they were the spirits of children.
Later that same morning I returned to the cemetery. Using the pictures, I was able to find the exact spot where I was standing the night before. I began to walk amongst the graves where the objects had appeared in the pictures. I read the headstones and found that within a twenty-foot radius there were graves for no less than six children under the age of ten. I remember my excitement giving way to an odd feeling of sadness when the reality hit me. They are spirits, they are children, and they are right here--there were more graves of children than a person would want to see.
Over the next several days I made other trips to various cemeteries. I was getting good at parking my truck and walking down the street, taking pictures as I went. It may seem funny, but I was more concerned about getting caught by the cops than coming face-to-face with a ghost! I would walk down the outside of the cemetery, holding my camera over the fence: stopping, shooting, and walking. When I got to the end I would turn around and do the same thing going back. By this time I was taking 50 to 75 shots per night. As a conservative estimate, 50 percent turned out to contain some type of spirit activity. On some nights I could have as many as 80 percent of the photos containing some kind of spirit energy. Within five months, I accumulated several thousand photographs.
Some time around week four or five, I wanted to take spirit pictures, but I didn't feel like going for a drive, so I went in my backyard and started snapping away. I was getting as much activity in my backyard as I was at the cemetery. I think the main reason for my high rate of success was that I was more relaxed because there was no chance of getting arrested by the police--I could go outside anytime I wished. By week seven I began getting shapes in the pictures--human shapes--faces, smiling faces, sometimes with an amazing amount of detail. Shapes of bodies, shapes of animals, large animals, small animals, sometimes skeletal figures all began appearing in my photographs. I also captured streaks of light, three-dimensional orbs, and colored orbs. There were spirits that were becoming easily identifiable--whether they were a mist (ectoplasmic) or 3-D orbs. I began to recognize them, and there was an odd sense that they recognized me as well. Were we becoming known to each other? My journey into spirit photography was getting very interesting.
Spirits have made themselves known to me in a variety of ways. Their ability to become physical is truly amazing. Spirits can move objects, ring doorbells, open or close doors, and manifest a physical appearance. They can also make audible sounds. I have heard them walking, whistling, howling, and calling my name. Imagine standing alone in the middle of a field at 2:00 AM and hearing a voice call your name. Then take your camera, snap a picture, and see a large cloud of wispy smoke at arm's length in front of you.
If my experiences were phenomenal before, they were mind-blowing now. It wasn't long after this that my perception began to change. I was more aware of the things happening around me, both day and night. I believe the spirits were allowing me to sense them for what they were, or rather how I thought they were. And I can't actually say they were controlling the camera, but on numerous occasions, wherever the camera was pointing there was an appearance of some sort. To me this shows an uncanny intelligence on their part. So much so that I can't even attempt to render an explanation of how they do it. But they do.
BUBUGAGA.
BUBUGAGA.
BUBUGAGA.
