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Ok, to be totally lame...I'll just give a rebuttal to each and every one of these inventions.
Ok, to be somewhat lame...I'll just give another rebuttal to each and every one of these inventions.
Ok, to be somewhat a dick...I'll just give another rebuttal to the best I can.
Things That Make Life Harder
EGG HOLDER
Realy cute egg holder. Just don't forget yourself and take one of these spoons.
REBUTTAL: Heck, my teachers, elders, television, books and even the internet always tells me this. Never put your eggs in one basket
You see that? A BASKET. It costs less, has a steadier base and can carry more eggs and it still has a handle! If you just
want to hold one egg, why not just leave it on the table? Or put it on a tray for comsumption.
REBUTTAL2: Why the f*** do you want an egg holder? Just eat the egg and save the money.
REBUTTAL3: How the f**k do I use one of these spoons while its holding the egg?
CUP & COOKIES
Smart cup in which you can put 2-3 of your favourite cookies. You don't need extra plates. It's made for right handed and left handed.
REBUTTAL: Yeah, sounds great, but why the heck you want to store your cookies in a place EXPOSED TO AIR?? Won't it attract the ants or just simply cause the cookies to go soft? Don't tell me that you're going to eat it immediately, because what are you going to do with the crumbs? Dump it in your drink?
REBUTTAL2: Same thing, just eat the cookie since it is already taken out and stop wasting money.
REBUTTAL3: This cup is so "smart" until it trades the space for liquid for space of just two cookies...definitely smart...I think you need a bigger cup than that to quench your thirst.
ANIMAL CORN HOLDER
Like corn? But it's eatable only when it's hot. Get a little help holding on to your corn with these cute Animal Corn Holders. Choose from Pig, Dog, and Cow.
REBUTTAL: Nice try buddy, but hey, why not just get some kitchen paper to cover your hands? Beats sticking that little pig's butt up the HARD corn STALK in the middle?
Easier and more practical right fellas?
REBUTTAL2: You would waste lesser time washing your hands than sticking the butt up the corn. And ever thought about the space taken up by the butt???
REBUTTAL3: By the time you manage to poke through that cow's butt into the stalk, the corn would be cool enough for your hands
BANANA GUARD - Protect Your Banana!
Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Banana Guard allows you to safely transport and storage individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.
REBUTTAL: For dudes, if you can't even keep a detached banana that you can put anywhere from being "squashed and bruised", how you going to keep your own banana from getting major injury when you're only wearing a pitiful 3 mm of cloth between that soccer ball and your manhood? And worse yet, its positioned right in front of you! So perhaps you just want to be careful on where you're going to place that ripe and yellow banana in your bag? Instead of getting some curved spectacle cover just for ONE banana? Perhaps your NTUC plastic bag comes in handy now?
REBUTTAL2: Imagine carring the Banana Guard everywhere you go, would you get sick of it??? When you finish a banana you just THROW the skin away, but with the banana guard, you have to carry it with you ALL THE TIME. Other than that, would you rather spend meaningless time finding some space to fit this weird guard in your bag than to just HOLD IT ON YOUR (USELESS) HAND???
REBUTTAL3: Only fits one banana size...need I say anymore?
LOCK-CUP
Lock Cup - Anti-Theft Coffee Cup. Are you tired of others stealing your coffee cup? Well now there¡¯s a solution. The Lock - Cup has a hole which prevents most people from using it. Only the owner of the cup can use his/hers shaped key to close the hole.
REBUTTAL: An anti-theft coffee cup, need I really say more? That hole in that cup might be directly proportionate to that hole in your wallet buying this cup, you could be better off
buying more of those ordinary cup. And one more thing, what if you lose the key? Use your finger to stick up the hole?
REBUTTAL2: Try buying a cheaper cup, who wants to steal it and it also saves on money. Just f***ingly put it in a safer place where ppl wont take it.
REBUTTAL: Keep your coffee cup in your office drawer and lock it, dumbass.
PENGUIN TEA TIMER
Making tea, though easy to do, is also time consuming. Once you pour the hot water into the cup, you must patiently hover over it, waiting for the tea to steep. Well, the Penguin Tea Timer happily does the waiting for you.
Place your tea cup under the beak and set it to the desired time. As you turn the timer dial, the beak lowers the tea into the hot water. When time is up, a bell sounds and the penguin automatically lifts his beak, removing the tea bag from the water.
REBUTTAL: Yeah right...a penguin...You're getting a shorty penguin to help you dunk your tea bag? Hey dude, no offense but that penguin is shorter than 95% of our tea cups.
Perhaps you might want to ask that Transformer toy that your kid always had but you thought that it was gay to help you out now?
REBUTTAL2: Are you off on a holiday when you make tea??? Just make use of an alarm clock and the NEWEST INVENTION called your HAND. And by the way, train up your patience, dont be too rash.
REBUTTAL3: Why would you want to remove the tea leaves and you want TEA instead of WATER?
TRANSPARENT TOASTER
You love toast, but you always burn it? Than, this invention us for you.
This transparent toaster allows you to see the bread while it is toasting so you just have to take it out when the colour is right. This idea is based on a transparent heating glass technology.
REBUTTAL: Ok, let's be fair about this one, let's say that this actually works, alright? Then suddenly at 3.05 min after you put your bread into it, you see it turning black! Oh NO!! Take it out QUICK!! Problem is...how you do it?? Not only that, based on the picture, the bread sinks right into the toaster, apparently no springs or ejection system to get it out of there. Now, not only we know that our toast is burnt, but we have to bear the agony of actually WATCHING it get burnt...Thanks a lot, GLASS!
REBUTTAL2: Getting an oven might be better, afterall, it is MULTIPURPOSE.
REBUTTAL3: So slim, until you have to put one slice at a time..hey heard that oven has a glass pane too...
BUTTER CUTTER
One Click Butter Cutter controls your portion as an important part of staying healthy. This ingenious butter cutter delivers one standard pat with each click of the handle.
REBUTTAL: Guys, have you actually seen a butter knife? No? Never mind then, just look at the knife they give you at Macdonald's, that right, look at it...Notice that you can actually control, right down to the slightest bit of butter that you put on your bread rather than that butter slicer? And it can be used to cut through your food too...
REBUTTAL2: You would save much more time for getting healthier if you were to use a knive than squeezing butter into this thing.
REBUTTAL: A knife can work for any gel...not only butter. This thing becomes useless once we put in PEANUT BUTTER
GIANT REMOTE
Never lose your remote again!
With giant buttons, this extra-large remote is easy to use and impossible to lose. It¡¯s a 6-in-1 remote so you can use it to control your TV, VCR, DVD player, satellite, cable and auxiliary A/V device. It even features glow-in-the-dark buttons, so you can easily find the remote in the dark.
REBUTTAL: Hey dudes, I've got a better solution for lost remotes! And its way cheaper too! Want to hear it? It's called the TAPE. That's right. TAPE. Just tape your remote to the TV, I guarantee that you're never lose it again...
REBUTTAL2: Just always return the remote to where you got it. so??? a giant remote for lost remote, giant key for lost key, giant book for lost book, giant pen for lost pen, giant car for lost car, giant house for lost house, ..... dont be absurd, the world is NOT that big.
REBUTTAL3: Hey, if I can lose my PSP, I can definitely lose this...
DAYCLOCK
What day is today? You don't know? Then you need a DayClock. It¡¯s uniquely designed to keep track of weekly events like your golf day, card night, movie night, and so much more. It¡¯s ideal for vacations and cruises when it¡¯s easy to lose track of the day.
REBUTTAL: Does this really need explaining? I think the cruise assistant can tell you more than just the day of the week. He can tell you the time and date too. And best of all
he speaks in a polite manner too. Cost included in the package already! And wait a minute...doesn't that wristwatch that your baby neighbour has, shows you all these as well??
REBUTTAL2: A RECENT DISCOVERY features that humans have MEMORY.
REBUTTAL3: Dates are more important than days...
CRIME SCENE TOWEL
Chalk outline crime scene beach towel - be the coolest person on the beach!
REBUTTAL: Now, this is really totally stupid. Unless you buy an oversized towel of this design...no one is actually going to see the chalk outline....
REBUTTAL2: Do you really want to die sooooo much??? Stop wasting time and money.
REBUTTAL: We are more interested in bikinis rather than your beach towel
LASER SCISSORS
Laser ScissorsCutting a straight line has never been easier. Just aim the pin-point laser and follow the line. The scissor blades are stainless steel and cut very clean with a micro serrated edge.
REBUTTAL: This is not a solution, but a whole new problem folks. People can't cut a straight line because their hand just can't maintain a straight course. Not only that, notice that the laser is attached on the scissors and not the paper, so once your hand goes off course, so does the laser...Perhaps we should just stick with a pencil line on the paper instead?
REBUTTAL2: Global warming. Global warming. i bet the laser uses batteries, save up the batteries. a penknive and a rule should do fine. and remember, a penknive and a rule are DETACHED, they can be used for other purposes. this laser sissors are ATTACHED together, serving only one purpose. remember global warming
REBUTTAL3: If you can't cut a straight line, get someone else to do it, it's free
TOILET SEAT LIFTER
¡®Who left the Toilet Seat up?¡¯ The PeaceMaker will end the battle of the toilet seat. Merely step on the pedal to activate the lifting mechanism. When finished, remove your foot from the pedal and the seat gently comes to a rest where it started.
REBUTTAL: Get this straight, Toilet Seat Lifter. You don't make peace in our peeing time, you've just taken it away...Now thanks to you, we have to maintain pressure on one foot just to pee, now we totally cannot pee in peace. We rather use our hands to lift that rim up so that it won't come down until we make it so. Did I mention that you've just effectively limited our "target zone" too?
REBUTTAL2: Recent inventions festures your useless hand. Just use it and wash it.
REBUTTAL3: Learn to aim, Dick(I meant the person, what were you thinking?)
ILUMINATING CAR SLIPPERS
Do you get up at night to drink water, go to the toilet...Do you wish you could see in the dark? Remarkably bright LED lights are triggered by your footsteps and light up the floor 30 feet in front of you; ultra-soft plush style are extra comfortable and cozy warm.
REBUTTAL: Hey guys...I know that it's totally dark at night, but can you see that box on the wall? Yeah, that small one, just next to your door...that's right, feel it...very good...now feel for that switch, flick it on. That's right, you've just got light for the ENTIRE ROOM rather than a mere 30 feet. Did I also mention that how you going to find these slippers in the dark in the first place?
REBUTTAL2: The builders installed lights in our houses for a purpose. and in a city like singapore, the night is not totally dark, and actually a torch would be more usefull than this
REBUTTAL3: Your eyes can adjust in the night enough to prevent you from banging into the wall...if you really need light, just turn it on
'THE THING' - INFANT PILLOW
The Zaky is an ergonomic infant pillow designed by a mom to mimic the size, weight, touch, and feel of her hand and forearm to help her baby with comfort, support, protection, and development. The Zaky can help calm your baby and help your baby sleep better through the night.
REBUTTAL: This thing should be immediately banned from the market!! It's a hazard to infants!! If you still can't see it...what if that baby turns around? That dismembered hand is going to block the baby's air passages!! No joking here!!
REBUTTAL2: Come to think of it, just use a normal pillow, you cannot leave a baby unattended afterall, if not use a maid or a nanny.
REBUTTAL3: This is one irresponsible mother...
TRAVELER'S PHRASE BOOK T-SHIRT
If you are traveling a lot and don¡¯t always know the language of the country you are visiting, then this T-shirt is for you. It has a phrase book printed on it so just point a finger at the pictogram you need and then point it twice at the question mark, which means, ¡°Where is it?¡± and in no time you have found what you were looking for¡ or not.
REBUTTAL: If you know that you don't know how speak to the locals. Then stick with your tour guide! If you're in the city and you get lost and need to find your hotel, you better know how to pronounce it because pointing to that bed on your T-shirt might get you end up with a hooker... (
REBUTTAL2: A seasoned traveller would not need this shirt. start using yr brains
REBUTTAL3: Makes you look like a complete retard...get a paper and pen, write the pronounciation for the words instead...
MODERN LADDER
Realy cool modern ladder.
REBUTTAL: Hey dude in the picture, my old ladder is thicker, more stable and has full ladder rungs unlike yours which the company cuts material to save costs and just calls it "modern"
REBUTTAL2: Things are getting "modern" but more dangerous
REBUTTAL3: This ladder has a curved base, means not only you have to worry that the ladder topples backwards, but sideways too!
LATEST DESIGN WAITER/WAITRESS TRAYS
Anatomic tray, for waiters. No more dropping trays. We just don't know is it comfortable.
REBUTTAL: Correct me if I'm wrong guys, but I don't see how 5 fingers is more stable or comfortable than an entire palm. Not only that, you've effectively rendered the middle of the tray useless for placing food... And if you realize, how you get your 5 fingers in there in the first place? If you take the tray full of food off a table?
REBUTTAL2: A good waiter knows how not to drop trays.
REBUTTAL3: In fact, a waiter does not drop drays, unless he trips, which this tray can't prevent as well
WHEEL-MOVING BENCH
Whether you want to sit on the sun or in the shade, near the river or under the tree... now you have your movable bench, to sit wherever you like.
REBUTTAL: Since the objective of this bench is just to sit...why not just get a mat? which you can actually convenient to carry around. Since if you want to sit in a place with no benches, bringing your own will only make you look like a retard or others will want to take a sit too and call the cops when you're about to leave because you're "stealing" public property. Then, you'll have to deal with a bunch of policemen, all the while dragging that bench behind you...
REBUTTAL2: If this was public property, it would be gone in a few days, if it was private, are you dragging it everywhere you go??
REBUTTAL3: Get a bicycle...and a life too...
BUBUGAGA.
