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Observing some personality test on some of the blogs...
I got curious and decided to check it out...
In the end I found it so funny till I just got to do this rebuttal...
Below are the questions and possible answers and my rebuttals
P.S: This is lame, I know that
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Get to know yourself better!
http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx
1 Imagine that you are walking along a path. What do you see around you?
A) Forest, so much forest that you can hardly see the sky.
B) A yellow corn field against a brilliant blue sky.
C) Softly sloping green hills, with a view of mountains in the distance.
REBUTTAL: You know, what does you being in a middle of a forest tell me about you? In the purely objective sense, it shows that you're a quiet person. While in the purely comical sense, it shows that you're LLMF (Lost like a M-Fkr). Why would you walk a path through a forest which if you're lost, will be unlikely to receive help because even helicopters won't be able to see you in the dense forest? A yellow corn field?? Not a very good way to reach your destination too isn't it? Not only you have to brush through a dense plant maze. You'll also suffer approximately 256 792 insect bites by the time to get from one end to another. Softly sloping green hills? With a view of mountains in the distance? Sounds like that you're in the middle of a golf course to me, which again, shows me that you're LLMF.
2 What do you see near your feet?
A) A mirror
B) A ring
C) A bottle
REBUTTAL: Firstly, besides option C. You probably won't find the rest on your feet. Now, lets say that the questions are connected. So when you're LLMF in a forest, which so happens to be very dark because you can "hardly see the sky", you can still somehow see a mirror or a ring near your feet? And somehow, seeing this thing will somehow shape your personality. Not only that, if you're walking through a corn field, knee deep full of mud, you can still somehow see all these???
3 Will you pick it up?
A) Yes
B) No
REBUTTAL: Are you that gay to pick up a mirror which has no use of any sorts when you're LLMF? Or a ring?
4 You walk along and find water. In what form is the water?
A) A Lake
B) A waterfall
C) A river
REBUTTAL: A lake or a river in the middle of a corn field is known as a "long gang", an open sewage for waste water to drain. And if you actually see a waterfall in the middle of a corn field, means its raining or there's someone urinating nearby.
5 You see a key in the water and you pick it up. What does it look like?
A) An ordinary house key
B) A beautiful antique key
C) a small silver locker key
REBUTTAL: You'll actually go swim in the river or the lake just to pick up a key? Or better yet, stand under the waterfall, just for some key? What does this really tell me about you? That you're a retard.
6 Next you stumble across a house. What type of house is it?
A) A spacious Hollywood mansion
B) A hut with a garden full of flowers
C) A beautiful old stone castle
REBUTTAL: A mansion...in the forest...or even better, a corn field...I can already smell the scent of insecticide in that mansion. If it's a hut with a "garden full of flowers", maybe that "garden" is simply the damned forest, after all, a forest is a "wild garden". This also can be said for a corn field.
7 What do you do next?
A) Look right into the window
B) Walk right on inside and explore
C) Walk away
REBUTTAL: If you selected "C" for the previous question and "A" for this question. This picture will explain everything...
And if you selected "B", you might want to realize that people lock their doors and you'll be labeled as a burglar. If you chose "C", you're back to seeing more corn
8 Suddenly, something jumps out at you. What is it?
A) A bear
B) A wizard
C) A spider
REBUTTAL: If you still don't see it yet, bears apparently do not live in corn fields, they are not known to be vegetarians. And how do you know that "wizard" is a wizard? If he's wearing a helpful sign in front of his chest that says "I'm a wizard", then the profession that he's most likely in is what we call a "retard" or a "dumbass". If he's wearing clothes with stars and moon patterns all over, he's more likely in his pajamas, and again, he's what we call a "gay". And if you chose "C", a spider...
Spider size: Around 2 CENTIMETERS
Human size: Around 1.7 METERS or 170 CENTIMETERS
We're effectively 100 times larger than them, so if that spider wants to jump on us...It's going to be a really high jump...which is equals to us jumping over a 25-storey building. And you know, if we can even miss seeing a lamp post in front of us, we'll definitely going to miss something which is a 100 times smaller than us.
9 Because you are so scared you run until you see a wall blocking the path in front of you. There is a door, but it's locked, so you look through the key hole. What do you see?
A) A beautiful house with a vast garden
B) A pond in the middle of the desert
C) A beach with waves crashing onto the sand
REBUTTAL: You know, isn't that "beautiful house" similar to that "Hollywood mansion". And not only that, "B" totally defies logic. You don't see corn in the desert, they have stringent natural anti-corn laws in the desert. And people do not grow corn in beaches.
1 Which situation would you prefer with your boyfriend?
A) That he pleases you
B) That you please him
REBUTTAL: Somehow, the quiz automatically assumes that I'm a female. And if they didn't, it means that it automatically assumes that I'm a gay. And they didn't really say what does "pleases" mean. Does it mean that you like the other guy to say "please" all the time? That he tries to fulfill your every wish or does it refer to the actions on the bed? I guess we'll never know.
4 What sort of job do you look forward to having in the future?
A) Something in management, or something where you're going to be "seen."
B) A role behind the scenes, or something supporting other people
REBUTTAL: Let me rephrase for you guys, to make it slightly clearer
A) A high-paying job
B) A border-line pay job
Now which one would you choose?
5 You and your boyfriend are having dinner in a restaurant. Where do you sit?
A) Beside him
B) Opposite him
REBUTTAL: When there's only two of you, why the f**k do you want to sit beside him? To get a better view of your food? Which brings me to wonder whether you prefer the curry fish head to looking at him...
BUBUGAGA.
